Mama Rosa's Minis: Scary Pizzas with Cheese that Does Not Melt

Frozen Pizza

Reviews of frozen pizza.

There was some racket going on in the Slice–Serious Eats office recently, so our web mastermind, Raphael, and I went to the nearby grocery store to look for weird food.

I picked up the Mama Rosa's Mini Mama's [sic] pizza pack at right.

I think there's something scary and completely wrong about a pizza whose cheese does not melt. And the crazy orange color.

I didn't even bother with the upskirt.