Pizza-Flavored Snacks: Pizza Balls


Pete Schweddy's favorite pizza-flavored snack. [Photographs: Adam Kuban]

There comes a time in the course of pizza-blogging when going into detail about crispness, flavor profiles, and preparation methodology is beside the point and when it is merely enough to announce to the world that Yes! This thing exists. Here it is!.

This is one of those times, so ...

Pizza Balls. They exist. Commence snickering. From Brim's Snacks.

And, if you look closely, you'll see that Brim's follows a certain American tradition of including a tiny Bible verse on the packaging, in this case Isiah 40:8: "The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever."

I got them for a dollar at a Rite Aid pharmacy that's going out of business.

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