Are Some Naples Pizzerias Using Wood from Coffins to Bake Pizzas?

Wow. From an AFP report on

Investigators in Naples are setting their sights on the thousands of small, lower-end pizza shops and bakeries that dot the city on suspicion that patrons may "use wood from caskets to keep ovens burning." Naples' graveyard has long been hunting ground for thieves: Last year, 5,000 flower pots were stolen from the cemetery.

Somehow, I don't think this is VPN-approved. [Hat tip: Carey Jones, Pizzablogger]