Pizza Snacks: SuperPretzel Pretzelfils

Frozen Pizza

Reviews of frozen pizza.


You gotta love the "Now More Filling!" line on the box. Is that "more filling" as in increased stuff stuffed in? Or as in "These snacks will now weigh more heavily in your stomach"? [Photograph: Adam Kuban]

SuperPretzel Pretzelfils are, according to the product website, "SuperPretzel on the outside. Absolute deliciousness on the inside. Which makes for some seriously good snacking all around."

Except they don't.


From my tasting notes: "Way too sweet. Hardly any flavor beyond sauce. Cheese wasn't even melted, as even the box shows."


They do look beautiful before you bite into them though, don't they?

They're microwaveable or you can bake them in your oven or toaster oven, which is what I did.

Some folks hate Totino's Pizza Rolls, but at least with those, there's sort of a bad-for-you goodness. Here, these were just a big NEXT!

How 'bout you, Slice'rs? Have you tried these? Did you like them?