Ah, Hollywood. Land of broken dreams...
Pshhh. Right. Maybe if you're a loser. But obviously, pizza is not a loser. Fact: Pizza is most decidedly a winner. Proof: Pizza is a big movie star.
So, without further ado, here's a brilliant montage of pizza's greatest celebrity appearances, which comes to us by way of Slice reader and BuzzFeed contributor, Travis Rand Greenwood.
The Ultimate Supercut of Pizza in Film
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The rundown, in order of appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Loverboy The Jerk Wayne's World Stripes Spider-Man 2 Saturday Night Fever Spaceballs Slap Shot Men At Work The Goonies Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Times At Ridgemont High Bio-Dome Fast Times (redux) Do The Right Thing Dog Day Afternoon Back To The Future 2 Die Hard Goodfellas Be Kind Rewind The Bicycle Thief Do The Right Thing The Net Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story The Gold Of Naples E.T. The Extra Terrestrial Half Baked Home Alone Manhattan Mars Attacks! Bio-Dome Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master Rock 'N' Roll High School Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Sixteen Candles Stripes Home Alone Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles