Brave New World: Boston Pizza's Pizza Cake


[Photograph: Brand Eating/Boston Pizza]

Before you go rushing off—either to be sick or snatch one of these suckers up—you should know that this meaty mutant layer cake isn't actually available yet...but it might be in a few months (albeit in Canada only). According to Brand Eating, chain restaurant Boston Pizza is asking its customers to vote on what they want to see on their summer menus, and I'm awed to admit (in the truest sense of the word) that the Pizza Cake is winning. By a lot. Maybe this is less surprising when you consider the other options: things like tiny pie-shaped mints, a pizza-shaped beard napkin, and a gas-powered pizza cutter.

I'm kind of scared to ask, but...would you try it?