This, from the Contra Costa Times:

If you are horrified by the amount of candy passed out to kids during Halloween, consider making some not-so-sweet treats this year. ... Monster Pizza: Spread a toasted English muffin with pizza sauce. Cut out sliced cheese with Halloween cookie cutter and melt slightly on top.

Hmm. Sounds like a recipe for getting your house TP'ed or egged.

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