The Bristol Post (of England, not Connecticut) must have had a slow news day Saturday. Want to know one writer's suggestion for a simpler Xmas feast? You guessed it:
Instead of all the hassle, why don't you have yourself a merry Christmas, and bring smiles of joy to your family in the bargain, with our unique "Christmas Pizza". The pizza will sustain and nourish you from dawn to dusk, and it incorporates all the traditional seasonal favourites in one circular platter of delights. ... Once you have made or bought your base, follow our step-by-step guide and in no time you'll be shouting "Pizza On Earth, and Goodwill To All Women!"
1) Christmas morning, and as the house rings to the sound of excited children tearing through wrapping paper you're in the kitchen, nursing a hangover and getting ready to prepare something to eat for breakfast. A classy start to the day is required, so quarter off a section of your pizza using: a) strips of smoked salmon, then fill this section with b) more smoked salmon c) mixed roasted and salted nuts d) strong headache tablets, to help you get over last night's Christmas Heave e) lovely segments of clementines, packed full of important Vitamin C
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