To Fold Or Not To Fold
That is the question. But do you want the answer? You do? Be careful what you ask for. I just found this discussion on a website called FootballGuys.com. Seems the Football Guys are arguing the merits of folding a slice or not folding it. Discussion has gotten pretty heated. Witness:
OutlawsGM, who I think might be from Florida, says: "Folding a pizza has got to a northern thing. I had never seen anyone fold a slice if pizza until I went to the worst place in the world New York. Everyone was folding their pizza and I looked like an alien when I ate my pizza unfolded."
Not standing for that shit, Stompin' Tom Connors replies: "I got news for you -- it wasn't the unfolded pizza that made you look like an alien to New Yorkers. No, it was you and your pasty white Okie self stuffed into Bermuda shorts and suburbanite mall T-shirt, gawking slackjawed up at buildings over *gasp* five stories high, asking a local in a snail's pace moronic drawl where the Empire State Building is, tourist pins littering your Christopher Robbins hat, shuffling around the Today Show window so you can give grandma a thrill when she watched from the home."
Read the bulletin board discussion if you dare, gentle readers.