Link Roundup: Please, Make It Stop

Posted by Adam Kuban, April 25, 2005 at 3:57 PM

'Pizza Hut Launches 3Cheese Stuffed Crust,' PizzaMarketplace.com:
Just make it stop. Haven't the major chains abused and perverted pizza enough? It's been stuffed, sandwiched, and baked with a lid like a fruit pie. Its crust has been doubled and slathered with a nasty melted blue-cheese-flavored sauce. It's been topped with BBQ sauce (shocking but true!), chicken wings, and Philly cheesesteak fixin's.

Now the Hut is at it again. Not content with the Stuffed Crust pizza, with cheese baked into the ends, Pizza Hut has come up with the 3Cheese Stuffed Crust pizza.

No word yet on when Domino's will come out with the Four-Cheese Stuffed-Crust Doublemelt Meatlover's Twist-Off in retaliation.

MORE PIZZA NEWS
'Talk Pizza, Not Football, Miha Tells Ibra's Agent,' Goal.com
A huge GOOOAAALLLL! to you if you can make heads or tales of this story about Italian football clubs and a racial taunt that involves pizza.

'Humane society will host pizza and pansies for pets,' Helena Independent Record
Buy pizza—or flowers—on April 27 and 28 and help some animals.

Speaking of a humane society, here's one for ya: 'Children locked in house as adults go for pizza, police say,' Patriot-News

That's all the pizza news I feel fit to post for today, amigos. More tomorrow, including a cool pizza event here in New York City for you to sign up for. Thanks, and hasta la pizza!

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