That's Amore: Pizza Party with Strippers

Posted by Adam Kuban, August 30, 2005 at 2:36 PM

Another week, another roundup of pizza-themed Craigslist Missed Connex. Now with new logo! (Because we're all about the logos lately on Slice.)

Girl with short hair eating by herself at Brick 33 Pizza - m4w: My friend and I were sitting next to you. I was wearing the green t-shirt. I was just wondering if there was a mutual attraction.

RE: re: guy smoking on st. mark's - i asked you for a light. - w4m - 20: you handed me your blue lighter. you had dark hair, jeans, blue shirt, about 5'10" i think. i couldn't tell. you were leaning. you were leaning against the wall outside pizza palace. you were leaning and smiling to yourself. i hoped to see you again tonight as i sat on a stoop near ink city.

Blonde walking out of Pizza 2000 on Friday - m4w - 32: You were walking out of Pizza 2000 with another woman and I was walking in (between 1:45 - 2:15). I was wearing a green shirt - you had some amazing curves!!!!! We both did a double take - hope you find this, hope we meet again!

The Mysterious Kei - m4w - 28 (Ronkonkoma): You - a pretty flirtatious girl from CA with a paper hat. ME - an obnoxious boy reading "The Media Made Me Do It," in the bookstore on 2nd Ave and 10th.
We had coffee together and you mentioned something about a cactus out west. You claimed that every guy you date falls in love with you. But I bet it's you that falls in love first.
Wanna get some pizza and watch the movie "Network" at my place next week?

PIZZA PARTY (with STRIPPERS): Need help organizing a giant Pizza Party (Deep Dish, Sicilian, Covered, etc.) that will be catered by strippers. We're trying to go under the health code radar with this one, so word-of-mouth only. Optimal strippers will have food service background, low self-esteem, and relaxed attitude about second-degree burns. We WILL be checking references so don't waste our time!

Looks like we saved the best for last this time.

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