That's Amore: 'You're Hot Bro'

Posted by Adam Kuban, August 26, 2005 at 12:15 AM

It's Friday morning, so how 'bout another edition of That's Amore, our every-now-and-then look into the world of the Craigslist lonely hearts board Missed Connections. Maybe you'll recognize yourself, e-mail the poster, and get a date this weekend. (As if.)

Bedford L Pizza place - w4m: Just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are. Both of you. One of you tanned, beautiful shoulders and a white hat with black pattern (you had your foot nails painted khaki) and your dark skinned girlfriend in a dark green skirt. I wanted to have both of you, just couldn`t decide. I set next to you and enjoyed your presence.

Rockefeller Plaza food court - m4w - 29:

It was about two months or so ago i was sitting with a co-worker on the aisle of the food court (i believe near the 50th st side) and you walked by in a grey business suit & heels. I looked up and you were smiling and i was actually very stunned by you. My friend said you looked back still with a smile but by the time i turned around, you were gone.
You - Long dark waivy hair, dark eyes, light complex, so pretty.
Me - dark hair/eyes may have been wearing a black button up that day. Eating two boots pizza.
If your out there and see this, please dont hesistate to reply....

Aegeans Pizza Girl - m4w - 36: Saw you again at the pizza place. Its been a while since I've seen you around. One of these times, one of us has to say hello to the other.

long beach pizza guy - m4m - 29: you work at the pizz place on long beach boardwalk, you're hot bro.

On the uptown 2 train to Harlem (its a jungle out there...) - m4w: You sat next to me on the uptown 2 train and asked for the time, it was ten minutes to ten. I'm the clutz with scatches on his arm. We almost struck up a conversation (I was too shy... I just had pizza and I was afraid about my breath!). You were wearing jeans, a colorful shirt, and you have a flower tattoo on your inner wrist.

Pizza place at 7 & A "we almost had sex" - m4m - 33: you said that, and asked me if my apartment was clean. I said it was a constant battle and you called me a liar. I didn't realize you wanted to hook up (though announcing to everyone in the pizza place that we almost had sex was pretty forward). I was cleaning my apartment that day. Would love to get together with you. Get in touch.

Ray's Pizza- "My parents are Italian"- extra topping??? - w4m: We met Friday Night at Ray's Pizza (I think) after 2 a. We played a little game of guess where I know you from? Ring a bell? If so, drop me a line, I'd like to see if the attraction was mutual or if it was the wine causing the warm sensation?

Hottie with hot dog shirt at 1984 - m4m - 29: Saw you Friday night at 1984, you were a dark haired guy with a few freinds wearing a ball cap most of the evening, and had a t-shirt with a hot dog on it....saw you on the dance floor, then after at the pizza place....would love to say hey some time

vanderbilt - m4m - 24: We were eyeing each other as we walked down Vanderbilt. You were a gl black guy, I was the indian guy with my laundry. You walked into a pizza place for dinner... wish I could've been dessert.

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