Reheated: 'What a Wonderful World'
Every now and then, a pizza meme rears its head on the Interweb. Lately, there's a good chance that Slice has either missed the meme entirely or is behind the curve. But it wasn't always so. Back in the day, we were on top of things. That's why we ran the following entry about the WonderPizza vending machine way back in, oh, February 2004. Here it is again, for those who might have missed it, a Slice Reheat. Ed.

Horn & Hardart's Automat | Berenice Abbott
Proving the Japanese aren't the only innovators in the vending-machine racket is Italian vendo-maker WonderPizza. This company's machines bake and dispense pizza in less than two minutes.
New Bedford, Mass.,based Wonder Pizza USA has sole U.S. distribution rights for the machine and recently placed them at Brown University.
The machine can store up to 102 pizzas, for 30 days, in a refrigerated unit. When a customer buys one, a mechanical arm removes it from its package and puts it into the oven section, where it is flashbaked. It's then sliced and delivered to the customer. Cost: $5.
According to the Brown Daily Herald's story, "[Wonder Pizza USA sales rep Jay] Conway said WonderPizza vending machines fit well into the college environment because they make pizza available faster than delivery, 24 hours a day, and decrease labor and product costs for universities."
But not all Brown students are convinced:
"It's an interesting concept, but the thought of instant pizza is kind of nasty," said David Hirschfeld '06.We couldn't have said it better ourselves."I do think that lots of drunk and high kids will buy it, which means it's a good business venture and will be successful in the dorms," he said.
Seriously though. Let us marvel at the wonderful world of convenience in which we live. In our homes we have such products as scented trash bags, plug-in air fresheners with their own built-in fans, and all manner of gadgets that people dining in the Horn & Hardart Automats* of yore would never have dreamed possible. And now we have a machine that dispenses pizza.
Drunk, high, or sober, that's pretty cool.
That said, we at Slice are guardedly skeptical. The best pies are made with fresh ingredients and a great measure of human pride. This machine contains neither. At this point, we see it as a novelty and will try it simply to witness the ingenuity of our Italian amici in action.
Watch a video showing the machine in action.
*What does the photo at top have to do with the WonderPizza machine? Not much, really. It is a distant forebear to the vendos of today, but we just thought it was a neat piece of NYC history and better lead art than the WonderPizza.
[Thanks to Seltzerboy for spotting this story.]
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6 Comments:
Hey, in the entry about pizza boxes from a couple of weeks ago this was written at the bottom:
Or how 'bout this Hong Kongese pizza chain called Pizza Box? We're surprised nobody stateside has thought of this name for a pizzeria. Think of it: "I'm going down to the Pizza Box."
I'm pretty sure there's a Pizza Box on Bleecker just a few doors down and across the street from the Pizza Booth. I don't particularly recommend a slice from either, though.
Slice Will at 10:42PM on 09/06/05
Has anyone tried this 'Wonder Pizza' yet?
The first thing I thought of was drunken/high kids jonesing for a slice.
I especially liked the round table of reporters and owners eating a slice at the end of the video.
Thanks for the old NY photo. Reminds me of the old Honeymooners ep where Ralph thought the prize money was hidden in one of the bins.
Slice pantrygirl at 3:19PM on 09/09/05
when will onecome to my school
Slice samwrathwrath at 8:55AM on 10/24/05
DUDE!!! this pizza is amazing. I am doing a speech on it for class and everyone is going to be wowed. This is an awesome idea and i can't believe no one thought of it before. Thank you for bringing the pizza to my mouth
Slice greg claffey at 1:23PM on 11/16/05
OMG!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN BRING MYSELF TO EAT PIZZA OUT OF A VENDING MACHINE!! I RATHER WAIT THE 7 MINUTES FOR A FRESH PIE TO COME OUT OF AN OVEN!!! I GUESS THATS JUST THE ITALIAN IN ME!!
Slice Pizza Luva at 12:37PM on 11/17/05
Jason Smith of AllNight on ESPN Radio said today this is the 'greatest invention ever'.
Slice Dan at 10:51AM on 03/01/07