That's Amore: MILF Edition

Posted by Adam Kuban, September 28, 2005 at 12:30 AM

It's been a while since I've trolled Craigslist's Missed Connections for pizza references, and I was pleased to find such an interesting batch. Check out these muthas:

MILF in Hicksville, 9/27 Pizza - m4w (hicksville): Long shot I know. Beautiful woman with young daughter in car. Hicksville pizzeria, Mama Sbarros. Could not take my eyes off of you. What were you driving? You were parked next to me.

Looking for Sexy Mom at Belizzi Pizza in Mt.Kisco Today - m4w - 36: Hi, I saw you in the game room at Belizzi Pizza today at lunch time. You have brown air with some highlights and are about 5'8" (or so). You wore a white T-shirt and kakhi pants, maybe Capri pants. I was wearing a black T-shirt and blue jeans. I smiled a slight Hello to you. You were with your children...then saw you walk out with your husband. I'd be interested in meeting you. Thanks :-)

To the cute chic I gave directions to the pizza place - m4w: Hi. I hope you found the pizza place. I would love to chat with you sometime! Caio [sic]

you wanted late night pizza, we talked about freelancing - m4w - 24: 'm sorry I ran off in the middle of our conversation, but I was drunk as a skunk and making poor decisions. I still wanna hear about getting ripped off. (This is in or around bedford / north 7th)

Pompei Pizza in Rocky Point - w4m: So I used to go this pizza place all the time and order pizza just because of the hot pizza guy. I figured he made the pizza and I would eat the pizza and that would be the only thing him and I would ever share. Well I moved away to California and I heard he no longer works there. Is this true? Does anyone know? Where is Mike, the hot pizza guy?

My guess is that Mike the Hot Pizza Guy is on a date with either Stiffler's or Stacy's mom. Or both.

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