That's Amore: 'Giving You the Crust of My Pizza'

Posted by Adam Kuban, October 25, 2005 at 5:05 PM

It's time once again for That's Amore, our roundup of the pizza-related Missed Connections on Craigslist.

MC w/ you in love with me: i miss... the way we used to cuddle and fall asleep in each others' arms. your beautiful love letters, poems, emails with many 'i love you's' filling my screen, IM with no words - only hearts and kisses.. lots of them. the way you held my hand in the car when you drove, the way you kissed it and gave it a soft squeeze at a red light, the way we used to stare at each other and smile... giving you the crust of my pizza. your soft smile as you wake up next to me whispering, "you are so beautiful". the way your bare skin felt on mine, our bodies completely intertwined, two halves making whole. how you loved sniffing me all over. listening to you explain something- was much nicer than google. so many things... i wish i can say you find the same or even better happiness with her. but if i did, i would be lying.. and i feel like a horrible person for it. :-'(

Cute pizza guy! - 27: I saw you at Pizza at the park or something like that. I am short, cute and have freckles. I am new to the neighborhood and would rather ask you out instead of getting fat and continuing to order pizza from you in a flirtacious manner. If you read this please reply!

CARMINES PIZZA - 42: THURSDAY NIGHT ABOUT 7:00 UNDERCOVERS WHO WALKED IN WOWHOO. AS YOU ALL WALKED IN THE DOOR I JUST LOOKED IN YOUR EYES!

THE ONE WHO STEPED OUTSIDE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL YOU ARE HOT. IF YOU READ THIS SITE I HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND. BE SAFE.

You were vacuming your car... - 26: You caught me off guard with that cute face, when you pulled up next to me to vacum your hot rod. And i was checking out your sexy bod when you were leaning over. Didn't want to come off like a crazy person for obvious reasons. Want to talk over a slice a pizza?? —Mike (old blue lincoln)

Bill one day we'll visit on a free tibet - 25: you were one of the kindest people I have ever met. you spent a summer (1999) in the bronx working with a community service. We crossed paths when we both by chance we're invited to volunteer with the Dalia Lama's lectures at the Beacon theater. We sat next to each other and then went out to lunch together and had pizza. You didn't finish it because you saw a homeless man and gave the rest of it to him. You gave me your phone # after we had a private meeting with the Dalia Lama. After a hug good bye we both went back to our separate colleges. I thought about you for months but never called. Then by chance I saw you in FL that winter break. We hung out that night and were really drunk, you tried to kiss me and I stepped away.I was a huge closet case. The next day you had to leave and we pretended nothing had ever happened. People say they get lost in a kiss. I think I got lost for never taking that kiss.

asian girl in denim skirt on 8th and 42 outside pizza place sat 8pm - m4w - 30: you were standing outside the pizza place in heels and a denim skirt, i was right in front of you for about 5 mins, i should have said hi!

>>> PLEASE Help me Find this Hottie - w4m - 33: I posted last week...and received a bunch of replies from a bunch of "other" guys. Please be serious...if you can help. Does anyone out there know a Georgio (or Sergio) that lives in the Mt.Kisco area? I have spotted him a few times at the Belizzi Pizza shop (Pizza Pizzazz). He is ABSOLUTELY incredible to look at. I understand that he is divorced. He's a white male, is over 6 feet tall, in great shape, dreamy looking, and has a very pleasant personality. I'm told that he is Albania. He's the kind of guy you patiently wait for to "rise from his seat"...you ladies know what I mean. And oh yeah...I received a reply from a "grumpy/jealous" guy (Todd Fink) that said I must be a "fat beast" for posting??. For that moron's information, I look really incredible. I'm the kind of girl that turns heads when she walks into a room; the kind of exotic girl you can only dream of, Todd. Your pathetic assumptions expose you for the creep you must be. The only reason I am here is to find out if anyone out there knows aything about this gorgeous hunk, Georgio/Sergio. So, please be mature with serious replies...and don't assume anything about me; because you have no idea whatsoever...don't be like Todd. Smiles!!

two boots videos last night - m4w: Does this seriously work? Always glancing over I caught your eye, later at the cash register I was behind you, you turned around mutual 'hi's then you went to order a slice. Want to meet for a cup of coffee?

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