That's Amore: 'I Don't Even Like Guidos!'

Posted by Adam Kuban, October 6, 2005 at 10:49 AM

It's time once again for our every-so-often That's Amore feature, in which we scan the Missed Connections section of Craigslist looking for mentions of pizza in the land of the loneyhearted. Here they are ...

missed connection with ALLEN ( like the street) - w4m - 22: I saw you. Turned around. We both waved and smiled big. I waited for you outside the pizza store
and grinned at you, beautiful blond Allen. Then I gave you my email. Horrible idea because my handwriting is horrible. Allen, if its you, find me.

why? - w4m - 24: you, my boy, are one of three distractions i have at the moment. but i ask myself why that is everyday. why? i don't know! i mean, i don't know your name, your age or anything except that you're a pizza boy and you're probably italian. i see you about once a week and... i can see something in your eyes but my eyes say i'm unattainable. that's because i'm not sure whether i want to be that (unattainable) or something else for you... i'm certain that if you were to show more daring, more bravado, and actually ask to hang out, i'd agree...
maybe this is more relevant to the rant/rave section but whatever.
i don't even like guidos! i hate staten island! you're so not my type...
but i'm sure you're a nice guy...
but what else? i'll just see you soon...

23rd & 8th Pizza last Saturday Night 9/24 - m4w - 39: Hi, you were with 2 other girls and a guy. I loved your look and tude. Also you had the hottest jeans on in the city. I was gonna take you in my limo but you jumped in a cab. I know this is a long shot, Eddie

Nana where are you?: I met You and You had the best of smiles. I mean I'd seen You before and You were just gorgeous. That day you were dressed down with an oversized Western Beef sweater. But I could see your skinny arms lost inside that sweater somewhere. You were going to Long Island I don't remember the place...but You were gorgeous and funny and sweet and even smart. You are so cute. You had all types of snacks...You left your id on the train and I have it, your initials are LS but you said Your name was nana. I would love to see You again, to give you your id back and maybe even take You out to eat really good pizza. —John (Johny Lingo)

Attractive guy with great shoes - w4m: This is a ridiculous long shot. Unlike myself, you probably actually work at your office, while I carouse CL for entertainment.
I was drinking beers with a girlfriend last night. We made eye contact a few times and I think you may have spoke to me as I was leaving. Sorry, pizza and my bed were calling my name. Get in touch if you're interested in meeting for a drink.

And here's a bonus coulda-shoulda-woulda item from the w4m section. "Coulda-shoulda-woulda" because the post was for last night, but, whoomp, here 'tis nonetheless:

Buy us a Pizza? - 27: Hey we are three super cute girls (ages 26, 30 and 31) getting together tonight to have pizza and watch a good movie. Do you want to join us and pick up a pizza on the way? Send a picture and let us know what type of pizza you're going to bring us! No Pic, No Response!!!

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