That's Amore: Too Close to Home

Posted by Adam Kuban, October 12, 2005 at 12:09 PM

It's time once again for That's Amore, our roundup of the pizza-related Missed Connections on Craigslist. This edition features a couple of pleas from my 'hood, Park Slope.

Today's Pizza "Party" - m4w: Was it just me or did your curves speak to me while I was eating my pizza? You should come down to the first floor more often. (This is in or around Park Slope Brooklyn)

re green hoodie (orig. poster) - w4m: we ALL have green hoodies and we smile at almost everyone. can you bring a distinctive birthmark into the picture? a tattoo? cleft lip? bum leg? giant face? anything? haha! awesome. ok, you had on white iPod phones...better? No? Short brown hair, purposeful stubble and a tan messenger bag. No? Let's see... We both got off at 7th from the second to last car, walked in the same direction past Smiling Pizza and I passed you once before crossing the street at...8th st?

La Rondine Pizza - m4w - 44: I was enjoying my slice when you came in to use the ATM and you flashed me a dazzling smile.You were wearing a black hooded sweater top and you're a very beautiful woman.Would love to hear from you if you see this.

I want Pizza for breakfast... - 22 : MMmm, yes Pizza, no oatmeal with raisins, no yogurt and granola, just a plain slice of PIZZA to remember that I'm still here, that a routine is a self-made action, and that evnthough I can't change everything I CAN toss my bowl of oatmeal over, scramble in my pocket, pull out a buck fifty and just walk out the door... (This is in or around the Slopey Slope)

SHORT HAIRED woman at Two Boots Pizza last night...! - m4w - 34: Was that guy out of his mind, the one who came in screaming about the gate, lol...

Hot Hostess from California Pizza Kitchen - m4w - 29: I came in for a bowl of tortilla soup and what I got was a big steaming bowl of love. She greeted me with the cutest smile and I've been thinking about her since. I think she had red hair. If you have any info. on this heartthrob please contact me, asap.

looking for the blonde who said hello in hawthorne pizza shop - m4w - 39 : hello it was last summer yoiu are a pretty blonde we saw each other in pizza shop in hawthorne you said hello to the construction work with lt brown hair i was with several others guys, i didnt see you say hello, friends told me after you left but i noticed you when i saw you in there several times
been in a few times hoped to run into you again. Hope you see this post :) joe

And perhaps we've saved the best for last, but get a load of this crazy-ass exchange below. Damn, Gina.

ASKED ME FOR A CIGGAREET - m4w - 29 : IT WAS ABOUTE 8;00 PM AND I WAS STANDING OUT SIDE PRANZOS PIZZ YOUR FAVRET PLACE TO EAT AND U STOPPED AND ASKED ME FOR A CIGG AND YOU ASKED ME IF I WORK IN PRANZO PIZZA AND I SAID NO I DO PEST CONTROL I DIDENT HAVE TIME TO SAY ONE WORD I WILL LIKE TO MEET WITH YOU FOR A DRINK AND SOME DINNER YOU KNOW HOW YOU R SO PLEASE REPLY YOU R SO SEXY AND A BUEATAFUL SMILE HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON

RE: I ASKED YOU FOR A CIGGAREET - w4m : I DIDDNT KNOW YOU CHECKED THIS CITE DAM THATS SO CRAZEY OF COURSE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SILLEY THE PIZZA IS THE BEST AND YOU WERE REALLY NICE AND CUTIE TOO BUT I HAVE A MAN SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT GOOD LUCK AN ALL

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