Hey, Cheap-Ass ...
Get thee to Lombardi's.
(Doesn't quite have the ring of a nunnery, but what are you going to do?)
Slice predicts lines to rival those of any major religious pilgrimage when Lombardi's throws open its doors on the 5¢ pie deal today.
Anyone else in the neighborhood today is encouraged to send Slice shots of the line or your feast, should you brave that line.