Breakfast pizza. No, not the kind you eat cold from the box when you're hungover. We're talking freshly made "omelette pizza," topped with eggs and cheese. Papa John's is experimenting with it in certain markets, and a regional chain in Iowa is steps away from putting it on its morning menu. If it's successful, we're sure Pizza Hut, Domino's, and all the others will follow suit.

The most important meal of the day? Not if those eggheads get their hands on it.

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