That's Amore: Fire and Pies

Posted by Adam Kuban, December 20, 2006 at 12:11 PM

It's been awhile since Slice has waded into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section. So come with me, my loves, into the swamp of love that spawns "That's Amore." --The Management

Tues night - you gave the pizza guy change for me - m4w: You: cute girl in cute girly jeans. You spared your spare change to save me a pocketful of pennies. Me: tall fella in black jacket. Thanked you but didn't say more. Where: Rigoletto's on Columbus and 70th

Rt 95 South Rest Stop Exit 21 - m4w - 40: Friday, 12/15 around 9:30am...you were getting ready to open the Boston Pizza shop and I could not keep my eyes off of you. We shared a quick glance and smile as you carried the cash drawers. You disappeared before I could catch my breath and say hello. Get in touch if interested in getting to know each other!

You gave me a slice of pizza and.... - w4m - 28 (Midtown): Wish I would have given you my phone number. Met you in the hotel bar you gave me a slice of pizza. If you want to meet again please reply.

CLOWN PARADE????? - m4w - 32:
I was that guy sticking a sword down my throat and I happened to look over and there you were: you were throwing fireballs into the pizza place across from the stop. You had a big red nose (a la "RUDOLPH" -- hahaha LOL) and we caught eyes. If you are reading this, maybe should meet up for a nice hot drink and maybe a laugh or two (HAHAHAHAHA)

Pink Polka-Dot Belt at "Inland" - m4w - 21 (West Village): You went to see "Inland Empire" alone last night, and you asked me what theater it was in. You were wearing high-heels and a trenchcoat, which I found classy. I liked your accent, and it got my heart going. After the movie, my roommate told me to go up and ask you out to dinner but I was too nervous. You walked to the opposite platform (we were on the dowtown D side) holding what looked like pizza. Just seeing you made me all dreamy. But, anyway. I hope I can the second chance on this. Can I take you to dinner?

A month or two ago, leaving W 4 and getting off at Columbus Circle - m4m - 20: I can't believe I'm actually doing this...but my best friend just introduced me to this whole "missed connections" thing. I know it's a long shot, but I'll see what happens anyway. I met you on the train (not sure which one), and it was late at night. You started a conversation with me and you were saying that your friend had just been arrested because he broke a mirror off a cab. You said you were from Maine, and we got on a New England discussion. You work for BMW selling cars I think? Anyway, I thought you were cute, and I just wanted to see if you were out there somewhere. You: sandy brown hair, cute smile, glasses, rosy cheeks. Me: brown hair, brown eyes, thin, eating a slice of pizza.

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