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That's Amore: Where Craigslist and Pizza Meet

Posted by Adam Kuban, July 11, 2007

It's time once again for That's Amore, in which Slice wades into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my loves, to the swamp of love that spawns this crap. —The Mgmt.

.::.your frum and with the family: Sunday you were with the family at mendelsons pizza I was dazzeled from your beauty...Maybe i think you were looking at me on and off, if your computer savy send me an e-mail for additional information.

.::.HBO Voyeur showing sunday nite - m4w (Lower East Side): I was passing by with my cousin on our way to get a slice of Sal's pizza, when we saw the voyeurism and you told us all about it. u have my card, and my friendship. find me

.::.Ana Maria's Pizza Shop on Bedford - Monday the 2nd - m4w - 26: You came into the pizza shop b/c you were looking all over the neighborhood for ravioli. We chatted for a second at the counter and that was it. If by some crazy chance you're reading this... email me =)

.::.DBA pizza? karaoki? writing? photography? the moon - m4w (East Village): you went for pizza, i paid my tab, i lost you! find me again... were both irish! One of us had Red Hair.

.::.Jen from Hawaii via Hartford looking for a light - m4w: I spoke to you about Shakespeare a few minutes outside a Williamsburg Pizza parlor Thursday night. I was starting to get interested, but you were with that guy. I thought it might not be proper to take an interest in you while you were there with him. I'd like to talk to you more. I hope you come to city some more. Drop me a line if you read this.

.::.LIVE FOREVER - m4w - 29: So, as I drove home a whole 3 blocks, alot of thoughts we're going through my head. Should I turn around and just tell her? How could I just leave? What if she checks it too soon or the wrong section? and, F this later shit, I'd like to hang with her right now. Did I use my hellish headache as another excuse to not pursue something I want to? I should have offered her the drink when I'd thought of it while getting my second slice like I'd wanted too. It would have been slick. I knew it. (no drink with pepperoni?) But she said she promised and I'll trust in that. . Maybe it's because whether we really do or really don't, we could _ _ . Lets

.::.Michael, Ted, and Hal at the Pines on FIRE ISLAND - m4m:
i was carrying out two boxes of pizzas from the pines bistro and pizza place back to my house. you three came by and started asking if i had gotten crushed red peppers for my friend. somehow you mentioned that Ted was the most hung, then Michael, and then Hal. i was volunteered to verify later :), but never found you again at the Sip & Twirl later that night. will somebody please tell these boys that i am ready to check things out. thanks!

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