That's Amore: Where Craigslist and Pizza Meet

Posted by Adam Kuban, July 11, 2007 at 4:10 PM

It's time once again for That's Amore, in which Slice wades into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections section in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my loves, to the swamp of love that spawns this crap. —The Mgmt.

your frum and with the family: Sunday you were with the family at mendelsons pizza I was dazzeled from your beauty...Maybe i think you were looking at me on and off, if your computer savy send me an e-mail for additional information.

HBO Voyeur showing sunday nite - m4w (Lower East Side): I was passing by with my cousin on our way to get a slice of Sal's pizza, when we saw the voyeurism and you told us all about it. u have my card, and my friendship. find me

Ana Maria's Pizza Shop on Bedford - Monday the 2nd - m4w - 26: You came into the pizza shop b/c you were looking all over the neighborhood for ravioli. We chatted for a second at the counter and that was it. If by some crazy chance you're reading this... email me =)

DBA pizza? karaoki? writing? photography? the moon - m4w (East Village): you went for pizza, i paid my tab, i lost you! find me again... were both irish! One of us had Red Hair.

Jen from Hawaii via Hartford looking for a light - m4w: I spoke to you about Shakespeare a few minutes outside a Williamsburg Pizza parlor Thursday night. I was starting to get interested, but you were with that guy. I thought it might not be proper to take an interest in you while you were there with him. I'd like to talk to you more. I hope you come to city some more. Drop me a line if you read this.

LIVE FOREVER - m4w - 29: So, as I drove home a whole 3 blocks, alot of thoughts we're going through my head. Should I turn around and just tell her? How could I just leave? What if she checks it too soon or the wrong section? and, F this later shit, I'd like to hang with her right now. Did I use my hellish headache as another excuse to not pursue something I want to? I should have offered her the drink when I'd thought of it while getting my second slice like I'd wanted too. It would have been slick. I knew it. (no drink with pepperoni?) But she said she promised and I'll trust in that. . Maybe it's because whether we really do or really don't, we could _ _ . Lets

Michael, Ted, and Hal at the Pines on FIRE ISLAND - m4m:
i was carrying out two boxes of pizzas from the pines bistro and pizza place back to my house. you three came by and started asking if i had gotten crushed red peppers for my friend. somehow you mentioned that Ted was the most hung, then Michael, and then Hal. i was volunteered to verify later :), but never found you again at the Sip & Twirl later that night. will somebody please tell these boys that i am ready to check things out. thanks!

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