I'm going to put another scare into New Yorkers. This time, I'm taking you through a horror show of Chicago deep-dish pizza.... More than Hawaiian-style, what Gothamites revile the most is deep dish. I'm gonna stuff your face in it, suckas.
Buckle in, cats. It's gonna be a wild ride. Bwahahaha!
For New York pizza lovers, this is the House of Horrors, indeed. From which all evil emanates:
A gallery of fear follows ...
This is the deepest deep-dish I have ever seen:
Even a lone slice is frightening enough:
Don't do it, man! Don't do it:
They met the executioner with smiles on their faces:
Go back from whence you came, demon!
The scariest muthaf*$%er ever is a man who can consume two deep dishes:
Another source of evil:
Looks like the bathroom at CBGB's: