C.R.U.S.T.™: 'Clear Resolution Upskirt Scanning Technology'

Posted by Adam Kuban, April 16, 2008 at 10:00 AM

Late yesterday afternoon, I posted about my experiment with scanned pizza upskirt shots and asked readers what I might call them.

Friend of Slice Dan Dickinson came up with "C.R.U.S.T. — Clear Resolution Upskirt Scanning Technology."

I like it, so from now on, any scanned upskirts will be known as "C.R.U.S.T.™ shots" or "C.R.U.S.T.s™". Also, I think it could stand for "Clear Resolution Upskirt Scanning Technique," if you're referring to the process as a whole. So I will probably use them interchangeably.

So, thank you, Dan! Next time we're eating pizza together, it's on me! [After the jump, the results of the C.R.U.S.T.™ Process]

2 Comments

Tags: C.R.U.S.T., pizza ridiculousness, pizza upskirts

2 Comments:

Always happy to help the cause of inappropriate uses of technology for food related purposes!

Dan Dickinson at 11:05AM on 04/16/08

I welcome C.R.U.S.T. technology to empower the pizza reviewer

Raphael at 7:46PM on 04/16/08

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