There was some racket going on in the Slice–Serious Eats office recently, so our web mastermind, Raphael, and I went to the nearby grocery store to look for weird food.
I picked up the Mama Rosa's Mini Mama's [sic] pizza pack at right.
I think there's something scary and completely wrong about a pizza whose cheese does not melt. And the crazy orange color.
I didn't even bother with the upskirt.