Pizzeria Bianco: The DJ Bubbles Drive-By
"What does DJ Bubbles think of the pizza at Pizzeria Bianco? Short answer: It is unquestionably great."

Above: The Margherita from Pizzeria Bianco—mozzarella rich and buttery, sauce sweet and tangy, basil fresh and evenly spread, and crust crisp yet soft.
As usual, I've taken my sweet-ass time between articles, and I know that has been a cause of concern for some of you out there looking for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Well, I think you may be in luck, because I think I've found it—and it ain't in New York City, suckas!
No, it may actually exist in the great American Southwest, in a little place called Phoenix. Yes, many of you are on to me and realize that I'm talking about none other than my main man, Chris Bianco and his eponymous restaurant, Pizzeria Bianco, where locals and tourists gladly wait hours in line for their own slice of heaven. While it is true that Chris is one of my new main men (think Ali G. interviewing an important U.S. dignitary: "I'm 'ere with none otha than my main man, Buzz Aldrin!"), it is worth mentioning that I have also designated the dude as one of my new Pizza Yodas (or PY; pronounced PIE). A PY is a counselor or learned man who has inspired, educated, or enriched my walk with Pizza. I have returned to New York feeling all of these things, and I have Chris to thank for that. Yes, the force is strong in me at the moment. It is my hope that, after you finish reading this article, it will be strong in you, too. Let us continue.
The Southwest is a place of extremes: suffocating heat, fervent religiosity (think the polygamist sect that got housed by the cops earlier this year), and unprecedented numbers of strip malls per capita. In that sense, perhaps it is fitting that someone as passionate and singular as Chris would choose Phoenix to perfect his art.
I not only had the chance to try his wares last week but also converse with the Maestro of Mozz about everything under the hot Bianco sun. This guy's on fire, and I think he's the only one who can put it out! I did not record our conversation, but he had more than a couple interesting observations. I did, however, remember some of the highlights, despite his best efforts to bring me into a pizza-(and Peroni-) induced state of bliss. Here's a real kicker:
DJ Bubbles: So where do you go for a slice when you come back to New York?
Chris Bianco: Momofuku.
Snap! Classic stuff, right there. He wasn't hating on New York pie, by the way, he was just making the point that he's around pizza all the time and when he takes time off from his restaurant, the last thing he wants to do is house a slice. Makes sense, right?
Despite all that, I was surprised to learn that he hadn't yet tried Una Pizza Napoletana here in the East Village. If there were ever two kindred spirits in this wacky pizza subculture of ours, it would seem as if they would be CB and Anthony Mangieri at UPN. Both are obsessed with bringing the best ingredients to your table, and neither lets anyone else make-a the pie at their respective restaurants. They are friends, though (introduced to each other by one of my other PYs and main men, Ed "Boom Boom" Levine), and Bianco stated that he would try Mangieri's masterworks sometime soon.
And now for the main event. What does DJ Bubbles think of the pizza at Pizzeria Bianco? Short answer: It is unquestionably great. There is simply no room for argument that Bianco is making some of the best pies to be had anywhere in the world. The combination of his artisanal approach, uninhibited creativity, and commitment to quality ingredients is first class.
Like Mangieri over at UPN, he adheres to Neapolitan baking standards and keeps his wood-fired oven at high temperatures (800 to 900 degrees, depending on the night). But he's certainly not biting anyone's style, either, as he has broken with tradition and created some exciting pizzas that have never been thought of before. I mean, pistachios—who knew? Perhaps that's why he's the only U.S. pizzaiolo with a James Beard award.
The Pies I Ate
The Rosa: mozz, red onion, Parmigiano-Reggiano, rosemary, and Arizona pistachios.
The Biancoverde: mozz, ricotta, Parmigiano-Reggiano, topped with fresh arugula.

The Margherita: Tomato sauce, basil, and fresh mozzarella, which Chris Bianco makes on premises.
Not pictured but also eaten was The Sonny Boy (mozz, salami, and gaeta olives).
He also made a special pie (above) that wasn't on the menu—mozz and roasted red peppers with pockets of a delicious pesto.
All were exceptional. I am not going to elaborate on the details of these pizzas, but do read Robyn Lee's write-up or watch Philip G's video review on Bianco for solid breakdowns.
The Perfection of Bianco's Margherita
Instead, I would like to take a moment and reflect on Bianco's faithful rendering of my one true love, the pizza Margherita.
As many of you already know, I tend to pass judgment on a given pizzeria by trying its Margherita or plain slice. To me, it's the only fair way of putting one joint up against another—every pizzeria makes a pie with just cheese and sauce, maybe some basil, right? Moreover, a plain pie has always been my favorite and summarizes what pizza is all about to me: simplicity and balance. That said, Bianco's yin is Bianco's yang—no one ingredient overcrowds the others. The mozzarella was slightly rich and buttery, the sauce was both sweet and tangy, the basil was fresh and evenly spread, and the crust supported it all with a crisp strength that belied its soft, artisanal interior. The Margherita was finished with a subtle, spiral pour of olive oil. Certain New York pizzerias could take a page from Bianco's book and ease up on the EVOO a little (cough, cough, Di Fara, Artichoke, cough, cough).
This guy is my cousin, and he's tougher than kimbo slice. You have him to answer to if you step to DJ Bubbles!
Alright, back to the action. I sampled my first slice with a quiet appreciation and smile (and maybe an occasional grunt of approval), as I took in the electric atmosphere around me—the tables of pizza lovers completely in their element; the enthusiastic revelers outside waiting at picnic tables, enjoying their bottles of wine; the upbeat waitstaff diligently refilling glasses of water and iced tea; and, of course, Chris Bianco, making the pies, working the oven, and occasionally stealing a few seconds of the ballgame from the mini TV under the counter. Everyone seemed so happy. And why not? When you're having one of those transcendent pizzas, there is really nothing to do but sit back and enjoy it. For that one moment in time, all is right with the world.
Have I had moments like this in New York and in Naples? Of course I have. Does Bianco make the best pizza in the U.S.? In the world? I don't know. I've had a lot of great pizzas in a lot of great restaurants, and I'm not sure if I am in any position to put one up against another anymore—these meals were merely slices in time; unique experiences that will remain with me forever, none better than the other. And with all that said, I had one of those experiences last Saturday. I am happy to report that the force is strong in Phoenix, and we have Chris Bianco to thank for that.
Until next time,
Bubbles out!
Pizzeria Bianco
623 East Adams Street, Phoenix AZ 85004 (map)
602-258-8300
pizzeriabianco.com
Earlier Drive-Bys from The Bubster
The DJ Bubbles Definitive Top 10 List
The Best Grandma Slice in New York?
The Syracuse Pizza Manifesto
Artichoke, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By
Patsy's in East Harlem: Balance, Perfection
Vezzo: Three Strikes and You're Out!
14th Street and Below: A DJ Bubbles Drive-By
Abitino's in Murray Hill
DJ Bubbles Wishes You a Happy New Year
A Sunday Night Slice Walk, a DJ Bubbles Drive-By
Vezzo, The DJ Bubbles Drive-By
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27 Comments:
*YAWN*
simon at 2:09PM on 06/03/08
Simon: You're asking for it. Bubbles does not brook this kind of comment. A DJ Bubbles Smackdown is imminent.
Adam Kuban at 2:26PM on 06/03/08
This makes me wanna go back to Phoenix so badly. Arrrgh!!!
roboppy at 2:33PM on 06/03/08
lol
simon at 2:35PM on 06/03/08
DJ Bubbles brings the fury in 3... 2... 1...
Raphael at 2:37PM on 06/03/08
Not quite time for a smackdown yet. But, who the F is Simon?? Who are you, Simon? Are you Simon from American Idol? Are you judging this article on a scale of 1 to 10 based on my stage presence? Are you the Simon the doorman over at the Serious Eats offices? Let's bring it back to the blogs, brother! Normally, I'd require that you make an appointment to get housed, but I may just tee you up in this here Comments section, you deekhead!
DJ Bubbles at 2:55PM on 06/03/08
Hilarious, and as advertised! My yawn was an expression of boredom with yet another review of this place. Ok, we get it. It's good. Robyn beat you to it though. Along with countless other features on TV and in magazines. The review is fine, just bit late in the game. Don't get your panties all up in bunch.
PS: thanks for the name calling. Way to keep it classy. Are you a real DJ btw, or do you just play one on the internets? Nice pictures too, I like your pouting facial expressions. You must be from New Jersey.
simon at 3:49PM on 06/03/08
My g-strings are definitely not in a bunch, buddy, no worries there. And again, the name calling - I can go all day, it's just an extra feature I want all my readers to experience - all ten of them.
To put the ball back in your court - where do you want to see me/slice/whomever review? You seem like a real sweet dude - have you ever thought of reviewing? Do you have anything substantive to say or you just gonna complain about the articles being posted on Slice?
DJ Bubbles at 4:26PM on 06/03/08
I'm from NJ... ;_;
roboppy at 4:30PM on 06/03/08
I love New Jersey! It's a kick-ass state.
Adam Kuban at 5:36PM on 06/03/08
This is certainly interesting. :)
FastFoodCritic at 6:02PM on 06/03/08
Bianco has perfected the wood-fired pie. But I think what makes his pizzas so special is the quality of the toppings. Every single topping he uses is perfect and most of them are locally grown.
Daniel Zemans at 6:13PM on 06/03/08
@simon: Even though Pizza Bianco has been written about extensively, both here on Slice and elsewhere, I'd still be interested in what DJ Bubbles would have to say about it. The man knows his pizza.
Raphael at 7:03PM on 06/03/08
yippie !!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm going to Phoenix this weekend!!!!!! chompchompchomp..
bisbee at 8:54PM on 06/03/08
Wooop.
Prairie at 9:30PM on 06/03/08
DJ Bubbles adds to his legacy with another tape measure homerun in Phoenix. Funny, well researched, good photos and very knowledgable about pizza napoletana. As much as I would like to sample Bianco, I think I will save a thousand and merely saunter up to another Bubbles favorite - Patsy's in East Harlem and enjoy a plain or Margherita pie. Thanks again, Bubbles and I look forward to your first trip to New Haven for the ultimate double dip at Frank Pepe's and Sally's Apizza. By the way, how did Simon Cowell get on this site and your cousin looks a hell of a lot like Corey Feldman !
therealslimshady at 9:34PM on 06/03/08
@raphael: yeah. good point. bubbles is so entertaining that he could write about mold growing on pizza and it would be compelling copy.
Adam Kuban at 10:29PM on 06/03/08
As someone who went with Robyn to Pepe's, Sally's, and Modern Pizza in one day, only to go to Pizzeria Bianco for my first meal when I arrived home in Phoenix after graduating college 8 days later, I have to say that Pizzeria Bianco still trumps anything I had during my four years in New Haven.
chasgoose at 1:11AM on 06/04/08
On da real, tho...Bianco's is worth any decent hype it gets, mos' definitely. It's, hands down, the best in the west and enough good stuff cannot be said about it by any aficionado. Next time you're in PHX, Simon, stop by the Phoenix Fight Club and ask for me...I'll treat you to Bianco's and fill that piehole of yours with that at which you yawn. Give Bubbles the props he deserves for comin' correct...Bianco or no Bianco. You betta reco'nize. Much love, cuz.
bubblescousin at 2:03AM on 06/04/08
Sometimes people ask me which is the best restaurant I ever visited. Depending on the day or my mood I may answer the French Laundry or Manresa or even Komi in DC.
Rarely but sometimes someone will ask which was the most memorable.
Without hesitation that would be Pizzeria Bianco. Pizza?? You got to be kidding... I've gotten some strange looks when I respond yes pizza.
Maybe it is the electric atmosphere that sets it over the top as DJ Bubbles states in his review. But regardless of whatever it is Chris Bianco has created a extremely unique and rare restaurant that stands at the top of my list.
robert40 at 10:29AM on 06/04/08
The pizza at Bianco is fantastic, no double about that, but the line is simply insane!!! If I hadn't made it in with the first group, I am not sure if I would have lasted outside in the heat. Here is a photo of the line (with other photos and write up) from my visit this past March.
http://livetonibble.blogspot.com/2008/03/best-pizza-in-usa-i-have-to-check-and.html
live to nibble at 11:26AM on 06/04/08
rofl, Simon tries to insult people from NJ, and posts a bunch of pictures of people from Staten Island, NY.
benlee at 11:38AM on 06/05/08
Y'know where you should head out to for a pretty durn good pizza? Portland, Oregon. And I'm from New York! Ken's Artisan Pizza is an outpost of marvelous pizza in the Northwest. I only mention them because they also make a pizza topped full-on with a big bunch of peppery arugula. And considering the quality of produce out there, you cannot go wrong. Also, even though it's not pizza, the roasted vegetables were the most flavorful I've ever had.
looloopoopie at 11:58AM on 06/05/08
let's forget about simon for the time being, he's no more than a substandard rabble rouser and has nothing of importance to contribute to our PIE-alogue. i do want to thank all my g's out there who stepped up, though. for my next trick, i'm takin my game to intergalactic levels and introducing the first of many episodes of....SLICEWARS!!!
stay tuned, brodies!
DJ Bubbles at 12:17PM on 06/05/08
Not that trick!!
bubblescousin at 2:21PM on 06/05/08
Ate there a couple of years ago. The pizza wasn't anything special. Maybe it's great pizza in Phoenix, but only ordinary for NY.
popkorn at 11:39AM on 06/16/08
I love food and I especially love pizza and I’ve read several of your thoughts on pizza places around the US. Have you ever tried Buzzy’s Pizza in Niagara Falls NY? I have had pizza all around this great land of ours and so far hands down the BEST. You should try it! http://www.buzzyspizza.com/
SweetSouthernMade at 6:51PM on 07/06/08