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After spending 30 years testing the limits of what human beings will eat, the Domino's Pizza Institute has come to a startling discovery: "Decreasing the nutritional value and increasing the visual repulsiveness of their pizzas only makes them more popular." In other words, the Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza is a hit!

Based on these findings, the Crispy Nacho Platter Pizza, Big New York Hot Dog Pizza, and Strawberries & Cream Milkshake Dessert Pizza may be coming to a Domino's near you. And after that, maybe even pizza topped with garbage! My brain says, "No," but my stomach says, "BRING IT ON!" Watch the video after the jump.

Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat on 'The Onion News Network'

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