In Videos: Domino's Tests Limits of What Humans Will Eat on The Onion News Network

Posted by Robyn Lee, July 22, 2008 at 12:15 PM

After spending 30 years testing the limits of what human beings will eat, the Domino's Pizza Institute has come to a startling discovery: "Decreasing the nutritional value and increasing the visual repulsiveness of their pizzas only makes them more popular." In other words, the Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza is a hit!

Based on these findings, the Crispy Nacho Platter Pizza, Big New York Hot Dog Pizza, and Strawberries & Cream Milkshake Dessert Pizza may be coming to a Domino's near you. And after that, maybe even pizza topped with garbage! My brain says, "No," but my stomach says, "BRING IT ON!" Watch the video after the jump.

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5 Comments:

Hahahah. Funny. I once made a nacho pizza. It has become infamous among a very small group of friends. Regular pizza crust topped with Velveeta-RoTel "sauce," corn chips, mozzarella, cheddar, and jalapeños. I did it once or twice. It was a pain in the ass to make, and cost a lot.

Adam Kuban at 12:57PM on 07/22/08

Brilliant!

As sad as it is I would probably like that nacho pizza. I can't resist anything with jalepenos and neon orange "cheese"..not easy on the stomach, though.

sloppy at 1:45PM on 07/22/08

who eats domino's?

suburbangourmet at 3:06PM on 07/22/08

@suburbangourmet: MILLIONS OF AMERICANS CAN'T BE WRONG! (Or can they?)

Adam Kuban at 3:46PM on 07/22/08

The equivalent of real Americans eat the equivalent of millions of pounds of real pizza daily!

SeamusAndrewMurphy at 8:57PM on 07/22/08

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