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Kansas City's Grinders and Its Tater Tot Chili Pizza, on 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives'

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Madness lies ahead, at Eat Me Daily.

Kansas City, I love you. I spent my formative years in your metro area. But this nonsense is why we had to break up.

You will forever be synonymous with barbecue and pretty little women, but you will never be known as a pizza town.

How could you, with this crazy-ass Tater Tot–Chili Pizza at Grinders?

The Eat Me Daily weblog has video of the monstrosity.

Grinders

417 East 18th Street, Kansas City MO 64108 (b/n Oak and Locust streets; map)
816-472-5454

18 Comments:

The mob used to be big in KC
Back then they would have knee capped this tattooed putz and installed a real pizzaiolo

Monstrosity? Is Adam Kuban turning into a pizza snob? Say it ain't so!

I lived there in KC for 10 years. The pizza doesnt even come close to NY and Philly pizza. We had "The Bronx" pizza place there, was ok.... Then there was "Waldo" pizza. Way different but good. They used provel cheese.

@Daniel: My arc of pizza snobbery:

1974 to 2000: Not a pizza-snobby bone in my body
2000 to 2006: Moved to NYC, ate my way around, became a NYC-centric pizza snob
2006: Ate so much pizza that I had to readjust my attitude to make things interesting again; re-opened mind to pizza forms other than NYC thin-crust
12/02/2008: Saw Tater-Tot-Chili Pizza and had a relapse of snobbery

Sorry. Can't help it. This falls into the category cheesesteak- or cheeseburger-pizza mashups.

@Adam: You've got to fight the urge. You know deep down that it's wrong to judge without trying. Tater tots are good, chili is good, and pizza is good. Together, they may well be very good.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

I grew up in KC... and moved back there for a while last fall and into the spring.... I discovered Grinders while there... I actually really like their pizza, and yes, it's no where good as NYC, but it beats the competion in my opinion...but this... this I could never do, just wrong on so many levels.

@Alm25: I've been to Grinders a couple times on visits back. I like the food there. I didn't know about the Tater Tot pizza or would have ordered it just to see it. The sides and such are great.

WHY does KC always end up being publicized for the WORST of all possible worlds?! I grew up in KC, left for good, but ended up here again. We have great little dives, but ditzo had to pick one where the cook forgot what he needed at the market. I'm with Gaffer - where's the mob when you need it? YUK! That's NOT pizza.

No wonder everyone on Earth believes there is a black hole between the Appalachians and the Rockies!

Their tator tots are good, their pizza is good, but together? Probably not. We maybe should try it when you're back in town. - Jameson

tater tots with chili sound sooo good right now. with pizza ON THE SIDE.

Remember the pizza joint called Pink south of the river? Now THAT was good eats!

I'd make some snarky comment but really, last week I ate a rolled up frozen pizza after reading an entry on this site . . . I've lost any right to make fun of anything.

@ultradave: When you put it that way, *I* took the photos and made the "how-to" for the rolled-up frozen pizza. So I probably have no room dissing the tater-chili pizza at Grinders.

@ultradave: Well played sir.

Well people thanks for the pure hatred of Tater tot and chili pizza without ever trying it. It actually tastes better than it sounds..I remember when I first tried peanut butter and apples..the thought was YUK..but in the end pretty good. Is this a purest thing? Have we damaged the slice? I always thought putting avacado on a slice was funky and wrong (and still do).. Please if your in the hood stop in and have a try it has turned into a decent seller so the numbers cant be wrong..

Elextendo: You've got me (and the rest of the haters) here. I promise, next time I'm in town visiting the family, I'll stop by Grinders for the TTCP. I will turn off my purist mind and open my pizza-fusionist mind to something creative. (And, to Grinders' credit, Guy Fieri's picks on DD&D are usually right on.) Plus -- I can grab some crab rangoon, if they're still on the menu.

Just for fun and in the back of my head to make you guys squirm..I had a chicken fried steak slice of pizza, Mardi Gras nite with gravy ...damn good..I will admit it was after plenty of coctails..

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