A Thai Pizza Has Bacon and Cheese Stuffed in the Crust
You can get it at The Pizza Company, a Thai chain. I haven’t tried it yet. But I just might have to. One interesting detail: it’s served with cheese sauce on the side. (In case you need even more cheese! Presumably there’s no bacon on the side, since there’s “double bacon” in the crust.)
"But I might just have to"? Might? Come on, Mr. Purnell, you have to try it. We'd love to see some actual pictures of this thing.