Colbert: Should We Bail Out Sbarro?

Posted by Adam Kuban, February 25, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Everyone knows the finest cheese is aged. And no cheese slice sits out longer than the ones in Sbarro. So, should we bail out Sbarro? Well they do employ almost 6,000 people in 45 states. Plus, Sbarro is a mall staple. If they go under, who's next? Spencer's Gifts? Where will America go for our farts and fart-related accessories? On the other hand, sometimes at Sbarro, the Parmesan cheese gets stuck in the shaker and won’t come out as fast as I like. So ... f--k em.

2 Comments

Tags: Colbert Report, funny, Sbarro, Stephen Colbert, videos

2 Comments:

Hell yeah! How can we let the World Record Holder for Slice Left Out the Longest (Sbarro - DFW Airport /Terminal A: 17-23June, 2007) Ever go under? Do we really want to lose another piece of history? Seriously, they suck almost as bad as the EggRoll Palace or the fake Cinna-bun joint!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 12:38PM on 02/28/09

Man, they made some great chicken parmesan, though. And good rolls. Plus all the sodas you can drink.

But that one wasn't in an airport.

Mooner at 9:00PM on 02/28/09

Add a comment:

Previewing your comment:

HTML Hints

Some HTML is OK: <a href="URL">link</a>, <strong>strong</strong>, <em>em</em>

Comment Guidelines

Post whatever you want, just keep it pleasant. We reserve the right to delete off-topic or inflammatory comments. Learn more at our Comment Policy page.

If you see something not so nice, please, report an inappropriate comment.