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What Your Pizza Delivery Driver Won't Tell You
Reader's Digest has some confessions and advice from anonymous pizza delivery people in North Carolina, New York, and Pennsylvania. From 13 Things Your Pizza Guy Won't Tell You:
8. I'd prefer that you have a shirt on (and definitely some pants).
13. A guy once ordered pizza from me just so he'd have some help moving his sofa up a flight of stairs. I agreed to help him. He gave me a few extra bucks. I took it.
And the article must have been popular enough that they decided to run 17 More Things Your Pizza Guy Won't Tell You:
6. I can reel off the addresses of all the customers who don't tip. (Yes, we remember!) I also know all the good tippers and will treat them and their food accordingly.
14. After I leave this job, I'm sure I won’t be able to eat pizza for at least a year.