What Your Pizza Delivery Driver Won't Tell You

Posted by Adam Kuban, March 10, 2009 at 11:40 AM

Reader's Digest has some confessions and advice from anonymous pizza delivery people in North Carolina, New York, and Pennsylvania. From 13 Things Your Pizza Guy Won't Tell You:

8. I'd prefer that you have a shirt on (and definitely some pants).
13. A guy once ordered pizza from me just so he'd have some help moving his sofa up a flight of stairs. I agreed to help him. He gave me a few extra bucks. I took it.

And the article must have been popular enough that they decided to run 17 More Things Your Pizza Guy Won't Tell You:

6. I can reel off the addresses of all the customers who don't tip. (Yes, we remember!) I also know all the good tippers and will treat them and their food accordingly.
14. After I leave this job, I'm sure I won’t be able to eat pizza for at least a year.

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