Oh, boy. The Scotsman reports on a stunt cooked up by Liverpool bakery chain Sayers. The "Olive Boyle" pizza, a portrait of Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle, was created as a way to promote the company's new line of pizza.
Large black olives were used for the frizzy hair, ham for the nose and bread dough balls for the necklace.
For the next round of BGT, Boyle should sing a Janis Joplin adaptation: "A Little Pizza My Heart."