"Eating pizza by hand on the street is not only unappetizing; it's also unhygienic, slovenly, and frequently leads to litter. Why romanticize this? Sit down and enjoy your meal in a civilized manner. It's probably better for your digestion even." —MKII, in a comment on Grub Street

[Hey, I never said the Quote of the Day couldn't be lame, did I? —The Mgmt.]