Look But Don't Touch?

Posted by Adam Kuban, August 17, 2009 at 9:00 AM

I remember traveling through Sturgis, South Dakota, during an annual Sturgis Rally. The assembled masses of Harley riders wore T-shirts and plastered stickers on their bikes, many of which expressed the sentiment "You can look, but don't touch my f***in' bike."

Bears are illiterate and don't really fear humans, though, so there's little this Harley owner could do when one or more tore into his bike's storage compartment trying to get at a pepperoni pizza. The biker and his wife had already removed it and were surprised the bear or bears could still smell the cheesy aroma of pizza three hours after the fact.

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