I love this post and (especially) the first response to it on the boards of the Notre Dame–centric site NDNation. The post:

The girlfriend and I decided to order in pizza last night after a long day of running errands. Ordered from the usual Domino's in my area of town, and everything went as planned. Good delivery time, good pizza, and a friendly delivery man. Nothing out of the ordinary yet.

Fast forward to 5 minutes ago. The manager of this Domino's just called me to see how everything was. He wanted to know if the driver was courteous, if the food was nice and toasty, and finally if we tasted anything different in the crust. Apparently they've been adding a touch of garlic to the crust and wanted to know if I enjoyed it. Finally, he wished me and my family a merry Christmas. Certainly a nice change of pace from the typical national chain mentality.

And the first response? "This post is bullsh*t: Domino's pizza is not good."