Cycorider coded this up for us in the comments of one of the recursive pizza posts from earlier this week. Figured I'd break it out here on the front page for everyone to see:

food eatPizza (bool hungry) {
string review = "";
string toSeriousEats = "http://slice.seriouseats.com";

order(pizza);
eat(pizza, hungry);

if (hungry) {
eatPizza(hungry);
}
else {
write(review);
print review;
return toSeriousEats;
}
}