Pizza Snacks: New York Pizza Flavored Pirate's Booty
Watch out—the pirates have their eyes on our pizza! Well, sort of.
New York Pizza–Flavored Pirate's Booty is the standard puffed rice and corn snack, dusted with a mix of tomato powder, assorted dehydrated cheeses, and typical pizza spices. These curlicues look a bit like Cheetos but end up tasting like a sour tomato, with a hint of oregano-pizza-sauce flavor that doesn't last nearly as long as the textural journey of the puff. What starts out with a light crunch ends as a thin paste mortaring your molars, and while this may work with the original flavor, we had trouble eating these.
We'll stick with Pizza-Flavored Pringles...or, um, actual pizza.