Y'all saw this, right? A Pennsylvania pizzeria owner, possibly motivated by the fact that his shop was allegedly not doing well, tried planting live mice in two rival pizzerias. He was caught in the act by two police officers who happened to be eating in one of the targeted slice joints.

"I've never seen mice used as a criminal tool," Upper Darby [Pennsylvania] Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

I suppose it's more creative than using pizza as a missile.

Also, insert Chuck E. Cheese joke here.