Dear Lord, not another one of these things. Here's supposedly the face of Jesus in a three-cheese pizza in New Farm, Brisbane, Australia.
[Posh Pizza's Maree] Phelan isn't convinced it's the son of God, but she's certain it got there on its own.
"I can definitely say this isn't a fake,'' she said.
"The three-cheese pizza always comes out with very different colours.''
The folks at Posh Pizza put the pie up for sale on eBay, where it fetched AUS$153, the proceeds of which will go to charity.
And if you're wondering, the Herald Sun newspaper talked to a professor at a Catholic university who reassures us all that, no, it's not a genuine miracle.
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