Disclaimer: Some alternative themes and titles for this post might include:
- For a Mardi Gras Touch: "5 Desserts Masquerading As Pizza"
- For Singles: "5 Desserts That You Can Binge Eat By Yourself On Valentine's Day, But Still Refer To As 'A Pizza Dinner' In Passing Conversation"
- For Pizza Purists: "5 Desserts That Are Circles"
So does dessert pizza really count? We wondered the same thing in a poll back in 2010, but consensus was elusive. Last year, our very own Erin Jackson issued a heartwarming manifesto in its defense, proudly declaring:
Dessert pizza will always have a pizza my heart.
Sure, these 5 "pizzas" may have virtually nothing to do with the real thing. But they (a) taste delicious, (b) look pretty cool, and, best of all, (c) they are fun to say out loud. See all five of these beauties (plus one freaky BONUS pizza) in the slideshow »