Slideshow: How to Dress Up Like a Pizza: 19 Awesome Items for Your Pizza Wardrobe

Step 1: Put on a shirt
Step 1: Put on a shirt

And decide: Will you be a pepperoni pizza, or veggie supreme?

Pizza T-Shirts, $40.79 from Firebox.com; $39.99 at Pizzashirt.net

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Step 2: Don't forget a change of clothes
Step 2: Don't forget a change of clothes

Even pizzas need to switch things up from time to time...

FoodKingUSA 'Pizza Galore' Crew Shirt, $24 on Amazon.

Step 3: Put on some pants, already!
Step 3: Put on some pants, already!

The waistband is nice and stretchy, so you can go stuff yourself with as much pizza as you please. Cannibal!

Pizza Leggings, $56 from the eatmeclothing Etsy Shop.

Step 5: Cover up those toes
Step 5: Cover up those toes

Because pizzas definitely don't have toes.

Pizza Socks, $7.50 at Funsockcity.com.

Step 6: Put on your pizza feet
Step 6: Put on your pizza feet

You already have a pair of these, right? Because we told you how to make customized pizza Keds years ago.

Keds no longer offers customizable kicks, like these slip-ons from Pizzalicious, but apparently Zazzle will be offering similar services soon. Fingers crossed!

Step 7: Accessorize
Step 7: Accessorize

It's all in the details.

Clockwise, from top left: Pepperoni earrings, hair clips, headband, cufflinks, necklace, and completely insane ring. Or just visit the pages and pages of Etsy's pizza-themed jewelry.

Step 9: Bring a sweater
Step 9: Bring a sweater

It's cold outside! You don't want to go stale, do you?

Pizza Sweatshirt, $59 from Belovedshirts.com.

Step 10: Bundle up
Step 10: Bundle up

Or just go for a more 'debonair pizza' look (it's totally a thing).

Pizza Printed Scarf, $40 from the RaspberriesAndRum Etsy Shop.

Step 11: Pizza hands
Step 11: Pizza hands

Gots to stay toasty!!

Pepperoni Pizza Fingerless Gloves, $28 from Gitanaflipflops Etsy Shop.

Step 13: Consider a second wallet
Step 13: Consider a second wallet

Because both of them are just too good to pass up. And anyway, that other one is technically just a coin purse.

Pizza Slice Wallet, $5.13 on Amazon.

Step 14: Your phone is a part of you, too
Step 14: Your phone is a part of you, too

Don't deny it, we all know it's true. So dress that baby up! Too bad there isn't one for iPads...

Pizza Case for iPhone 5, $35.95 from Zazzle.com.

Step 15: Also, your iPad
Step 15: Also, your iPad

Haha, oh wait, yes there is!

Pizza Lover iPad Cover, $56 from Zazzle.com.

Step 17: Get a baby
Step 17: Get a baby

I don't need the details, just acquire one. Then, put it in this costume. Like all forms of life, pizza's priority is the survival of its species.

Baby Pizza Costume, $29.99 on Amazon.

Step 18: Put this in the baby's mouth
Step 18: Put this in the baby's mouth

Because by now, it's probably crying from being questionably acquired and shoved into an immobilizing triangular bag.

Pizza Pacifier, $7.89 at Zazzle.com.

Alternatively, Just Buy a Costume
Alternatively, Just Buy a Costume

But it won't be nearly as authentic, if you ask me.

Pizza Slice Costume, $30.15 on Amazon.