You know that person who manages to forget it's April Fools' Day every year? And then proceeds to fall for the most transparent ruses? Yeah, that's me. I believe the PC term is "April Fools-Capable," or perhaps "Excitably Optimistic." Or just "Idiot." Here's how to mess with my kind, pizza style.
Pizza in a Can!
Nicely done, Domino's Japan. If I spoke Japanese, I might have actually encountered this announcement and fallen (head over heels) for it. But, alas, it would appear that pizza in a can is still too good to be true. You win again.
Pretend this is real! Oh wait, it is real. Or is it?
Yeah, no, it's actually real.