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April Fools' Day Pizza Pranks
You know that person who manages to forget it's April Fools' Day every year? And then proceeds to fall for the most transparent ruses? Yeah, that's me. I believe the PC term is "April Fools-Capable," or perhaps "Excitably Optimistic." Or just "Idiot." Here's how to mess with my kind, pizza style.
Pizza in a Can!
Nicely done, Domino's Japan. If I spoke Japanese, I might have actually encountered this announcement and fallen (head over heels) for it. But, alas, it would appear that pizza in a can is still too good to be true. You win again.
Pretend this is real! Oh wait, it is real. Or is it?
Yeah, no, it's actually real.