Video: Don't Eat This Creepy Baby Pizza
Full disclosure: this is kind of a really creepy video. But if you're looking for some hardcore pizza weirdness...look no further than this loop of a couple enjoying a deliciously cheesy, wailing baby stuffed crust pie.
No description, minimal views, a title that Google translates literally as, "Do not what you eat this pizza." This YouTube user's other videos have titles like "Beautiful woman, but I make a parfait in the kitchen in swimsuit..."—this is strange stuff.
The video lulls you in with a sort of easy-listening vibe, only to rudely shatter the illusion of normality with the pigs-in-a-blanket-that-are-actually-babies being doused in "hot saus" and devoured with glee. Over, and over, and over again. Enjoy!