This limited-time-if-we're-lucky abomination is of the modern trick-pie kind, in which unlikely things are stuffed into, welded onto, or stacked atop a normal, unsuspecting pizza. In this case, the Hutters have affixed mozzarella-filled dough nuggets along the perimeter of a standard round pizza. It's a dubious idea with even worse execution.
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Over on its Facebook page, Pizza Hut is hyping up an encore of a retired menu item: "Here's some tasty news, Facebook friends: We're dusting off the recipe of a previous product that will return to our restaurants next week. Any guesses? What's your favorite menu item from the past?"