"Seeking I think I lost it around 11 p.m. on Saturday and haven't been able to find it since. It's tall, sober, and has a fondness for Jane Austen. If found, please do not feed it PBR and pizza." --Craigslist Missed Connections...
My Roberta's Lady. - m4w - 24 (Roberta's Pizza, Brooklyn): "You live in Colorado. You were in town visiting friends (who seemed warm and nice--they both live here, and you guys were 'addicted' to photos with a disposable camera). I was the guy trying too hard to look impressive by the fire, wearing a hat and a plaid-y shirt and with a beard and thick glasses and REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTING TO TALK TO YOU . I made a brief start of conversation, about something, and was then dragged out by my friends. But! BUT BUT BUT! I wished that...
Because even grease-stained wretches need love, too, Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. Big Boobs with a Beautiful Face - ordering food at a pizza place - m4w - 49 (La Verne, CA): ... you were in downtown la verne at warehouse pizza last week standing next to two young girls, they might be your daughters??? you were talking on your cell phone, a red blackberry i think???? very big boobs with a very beautiful face and medium...
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. RE: you're a liar and i hate your guts (Boston): Why I think about you....worry about you.....even give 2 shits about you is currently beyond my comprehension........it's because you loooooooooooove me. Like a fat kid and a cheese-stuffed pizza crust....
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. SATURDAY NIGHT AT 86 TH ST, GOT PIZZA, ASKED U FOR A LIGHTER 4 - m4w - 30: Saturday night. I asked u for a lighter, but I didnt have the guts to tolk to u, I think u r very sophisticated lady, hoped i had the courage to tolk to u. hope u've enjoyed ur pizza. [Please take the time to consider the ridiculousness of a sentence that reads...
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. Such is the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. Cute Girl on F Train Sitting Next to Me, I Got Off at Jay St. - m4w - 27: I was wearing a camel hair coat and a striped cap and reading the Economist (sort of) and looking at your sneakers-- too shy to look up. You got on in Lower Manhattan and I got off at Jay St- we looked at each other when I went to the C....
$950 / 1br - steps to frank pepes in wooster square Lage apartment in down town wooster square, on site laundry, off street parking, large eat in kitchen, free storage space, If interested please respond to this email or call me at (203)XXX-XXXX. please specify the address in the subject title when responding to this email. thanks Tip o' the hat to Philip G. for the find....
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. saw you at TWO BOOTS pizzeria: thats my favorite spot...you were with a group of younger kids...i had my skateboard and i couldnt keep my eyes off you...im not a creepy guy but you just reminded me of someone i ued to know. if you see this hit me up and i'd like to get a slice with you soemtime..ciao cute guy with glasses in...
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns That's Amore. —The Mgmt. You sitting there with a brown paper bag ... perhaps containing a slice of pizza? ... I reached within my gig bag for a piece of paper upon which I wanted to sketch song lyrics about who I thought you might be. G train beauty - m4w - 47 Melissa A - m4w - 31: Hey I've been thinking about you since you came into...
In which Slice wades waist-deep into the plaintive muck of Craigslist's Missed Connections in search of pizza-related longing. So come with me, my love, to the swamp of love that spawns this That's Amore. —The Mgmt. New York City Dean & Vanderbilt 10pm-ish: Woman in red t-shirt with pizza - m4w - 28: When you entered my field of vision I stopped in my tracks. The way you came around the corner with that pizza balanced so perfectly on your right hand while you didn't simply walk, but traveled with speed, grace, and style was a breathtaking sight. Simultaneously, a...