Hey, Pizza Joints, Why You Gotta Bust My Meatballs?
I have two separate issues with meatballs on pizza. One is that they're often sliced. The fun of a meatball is that it's, you know, A BALL. Once you slice it, it becomes SLICED MEAT TOPPING. And SLICED MEAT TOPPING sounds like something on the menu of a second-rate pizza chain. More
