"Pizza tracker? F*** yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's. It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza." —Mark H., on UHpinions.com

[And if you think that quote is good, the story it comes from is even better. If it's to be believed, the Domino's deliveryman saved Mark H.'s life. Via @mathowie]

"I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel..." — Richard Blais (Top Chef Season Four runner-up) on Twitter... More

"That skinny bitch hasn't eaten a pizza in 50 years." —Kyle P. Freeley on Facebook, responding to dbcurrie's advice to "pretend you're making a pizza for Barbie," on her windowpaning how-to... More

"Well, I've been meaning to come out here for a long time. I guess you could say that the timing took too long. But, look, I started this whole wacky frenzy [about Neapolitan pizza]. All those other guys know that. Everyone who's planning on opening a Neapolitan pizzeria has been to my place in NYC to check it out. I've tried the pizza at some of the new places out here. It's all good and it's all different. But I've been making pizza since I was 15 years old. I started Una Pizza Napoletana in 1996 when no one else... More

"...Imo's is to pizza like Skyline is to chili." —evilangela on Reddit *... More

"Four of 5 customers specifically mentioned the roads or the weather tonight. The one that did not, the husband said, 'CHILLY' as the wife held the door open a little too long. Two of 5 customers still didn't tip!" --Pizza Delivery Stories... More

"Domino's pizza's might suck, but at least they're getting smaller, so you don't have to eat as much of it anymore, even if you're still paying the same price you did before." —Effigy2000, on MetaFilter... More

"You mean it'll no longer be cold pizza delivered by a seedy drifter? Is that what you're tellin' me? ... They're changing the recipe and now they say it'll actually taste like pizza." —David Letterman, during last night's monologue... More

"Mashed potato, caramelized onion and bacon pizza sounds like a train wreck; I think you might want to rethink that one." --dmcavanaugh, on Serious Eats Talk... More