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Quote of the Day: 'Time Remaining...'

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Quote of the Day"Pizza tracker? F*** yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's. It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza." Mark H., on UHpinions.com

[And if you think that quote is good, the story it comes from is even better. If it's to be believed, the Domino's deliveryman saved Mark H.'s life. Via @mathowie]

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"I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel..." — Richard Blais (Top Chef Season Four runner-up) on Twitter... More

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"That skinny bitch hasn't eaten a pizza in 50 years." —Kyle P. Freeley on Facebook, responding to dbcurrie's advice to "pretend you're making a pizza for Barbie," on her windowpaning how-to... More

Quote of the Day: Anthony Mangieri on What Will Make Una Pizza Napoletana Stand Out in SF

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"Well, I've been meaning to come out here for a long time. I guess you could say that the timing took too long. But, look, I started this whole wacky frenzy [about Neapolitan pizza]. All those other guys know that. Everyone who's planning on opening a Neapolitan pizzeria has been to my place in NYC to check it out. I've tried the pizza at some of the new places out here. It's all good and it's all different. But I've been making pizza since I was 15 years old. I started Una Pizza Napoletana in 1996 when no one else... More

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[Photograph: Adam Kuban] "I think the whole thing about people having to choose between a slice and cone, I don't see it that way," [K! Pizzacone's] mysterious silent partner said in a phone interview. "You may want pizza in a cone one day or a slice another. I don't see it as a replacement, I see it as a different way of eating it." —New York Press Related: K! Pizzacones Come to NYC! (with video of the unboxing!) »... More

Quote of the Day: Hiyoooo!*

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"...Imo's is to pizza like Skyline is to chili." —evilangela on Reddit *... More

Quote of the Day: The Tipping Point

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"Four of 5 customers specifically mentioned the roads or the weather tonight. The one that did not, the husband said, 'CHILLY' as the wife held the door open a little too long. Two of 5 customers still didn't tip!" --Pizza Delivery Stories... More

Quote of the Day: Shrinkage

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"Domino's pizza's might suck, but at least they're getting smaller, so you don't have to eat as much of it anymore, even if you're still paying the same price you did before." —Effigy2000, on MetaFilter... More

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"You mean it'll no longer be cold pizza delivered by a seedy drifter? Is that what you're tellin' me? ... They're changing the recipe and now they say it'll actually taste like pizza." —David Letterman, during last night's monologue... More

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"Mashed potato, caramelized onion and bacon pizza sounds like a train wreck; I think you might want to rethink that one." --dmcavanaugh, on Serious Eats Talk... More

Quote of the Day: Going the Extra Mile

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"Surely they could have installed a wood-fired pizza oven on the rear rack." —braciole, on the beer-bar-pizza-delivery bike... More

Quote of the Day: The Words of a Man Obsessed

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"...It is an imposing, fire-breathing jewel that I can't get off my mind..." —Paulie Gee, on—what else?—a pizza oven... More

Quote of the Day: Brilliant Disguise

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"To spice things up, he should go to every pizzeria wearing that slice costume." —JudgeFudge, on Slice Harvester... More

Quote of the Day: A Maxim to Eat Pizza By

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"... One of my rules is, always try a pizza that dates back to the 1950s. There is always a small possibility that in the intervening 35+ years, they have NOT screwed it up by trying to make it more like Domino’s or something." —Michael Gebert, on Bill's Pizza in Mundelein, Illinois, which he finds surprisingly good... More

Quote of the Day: Never Again, Please, NEVER AGAIN!

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"Wow. That's like a music critic admitting his favorite band is Nickelback." —"Jon," responding to Eat Me Daily's takedown of chef Aaron Sanchez for his love of Max Brenner's chocolate pizza... More

Quote of the Day: Thoughts Inspired by a $1 Tip

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"Here's your food. I wish I could have gotten it here sooner. Unfortunately, the good tippers got theirs in thepizzaguy, on Tales from the Road... More

Quote of the Day: One for You, Nineteen for Me

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"$90,000 annual profit at Motorino? Who do they think we are, the IRS?" —Paulie Gee... More

Quote of the Day: Di Fara After the Hype

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"It starts with hipsters trickling into Midwood, probably the most unhip neighborhood in all the five boroughs. This is a ZIP code where people wear plastic bags on their heads when it rains. So why the skinny jeans and the Airwalk Kicks, the scruffy faux-slacker dudes and the ironic model-gorgeous-geek girls? 'They are lost,' I tell my wife. 'They are lost.'" —Peter Catapano, on Di Fara... More

I Don't Even Know What This Means

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"The pissaladières, baked in a wood-burning oven, reach out to the ever more rapacious ranks of pizza hounds..." —Frank Bruni, in his review of Bar Artisanal... More

Quote of the Day: Brannock Device Needed

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"I don't know why the press keeps trying to shove the slipper of 'good pizza' onto San Francisco's misshapen foot. It hasn't fit. It doesn't fit." —jpancake... More

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